Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you
Does this mean I need the Marauder’s Map to show me a secret tunnel to Comic Con?
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
if we mutually follow each other
you’re welcome to ask for my skype or my number or my facebook or whatever
First born child, you know… anything. Anything you need.
A kidney, my house keys, a picture of my armpit.
But never my food
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month